23 October 2009 - 12:09pm

gorilla marketing program

eeeeooooeeo! have you heard? people are going *ape* over our *gorilla marketing* program!  speesees peeps around the country are having fun spreading the good speesees word and earning points doing it!

  • here's how it works:  
  • 1>you answer our questionnaire  to apply to be the gorilla marketing representative of your city or town.
  • 2>if chosen, you make up a code based on what makes your city unique. one word. get creative! tell us your code, as it be will assigned to you for your town and you will use this code on the discount postcards you pass out.
  • 3> you pass out your postcards on the playground, events, to friends, whenever and wherever appropriate. you can post on your blog!  throw a speesees party with your friends to share the benefits of organic cotton with your friends!
  • 4> you earn points for every dollar purchase made online using your personal code. $1 = 1 point. every 3 months, you will receive a gift certificate for 10% of your total points earned. that means, if people using your code spend $1000, you earn a $100 gift certificate. if they spend $10,000, you receive $1000, etc. the more *gorilla* you get, the more points you earn! imagine the potential. you many never need to buy clothing or gifts again.
  • 5> top monkey business maker every 3 months will receive a very special speesees prize! how cool is that? seriously.

so, what are you waiting for? it's time to start monkeying around. join us!